Singers Think They Nice
But you not nice…
Runners Be Like…
They need help.
Dessert Specific Gender Pronouns
I’m sorry we ate all that ice cream together.
Bat Sushi Been Trending A Long Time
And it’s still a ticking time bomb…
Have you seen the Melon Man?
He lives on WAP ROAD…
Use What You Have
Do You Realize how much sugar is in that Peanut Butter you like? That’s why you can’t put it down.
I Used to Be Taller
Mad Height Yo
Let’s go to EGYPT
And give the great Sphinx a flea bath…
Get SNIFFY with it
My roommates give me their expired items all the time and I do thank them…
Net Worth? More like Not Worth…
I almost had Dufus say “LOL we’re INCELS” but then I didn’t want to cry so I changed it.
Frisbee Is Freedom
Take off the chains of covid oppression and toss a disc.
You working?
It works if you work it…
My roommate asked me this… I was offended.
Maybe there was an odeur…
Life is a Puzzle, Get Busy
I always thought Puzool was an Italian pronounciation of puzzle. Buy your selfie puzzle here, four for a dollar.
CSA PROBLEMS
Radishes on radishes on radish greens…
Will the real “NEW NORMAL” please stand up?
The term has always been obnoxious because you know the new normal is just the same old shit…
JELLY donuts in Heaven
This is really just to help me remember what bullish means…
We want PURPLE
We just want purple. PURPLE is the way.
Maybe she’s thinking of you…
Or maybe she thinking of the guy she told you not to worry about.
