YeeHaw to the Hoes
A purposeful typo is not the point. I can entertain myself with a garden hose for hours. No pool? Just get your kids a hose.
A purposeful typo is not the point. I can entertain myself with a garden hose for hours. No pool? Just get your kids a hose.
The people who are gluten free without actually having celiacs disease are really missing out on the joys of life. Your call, live your life, just remember you can’t fake a sandwich.
I don’t remember signing up for this, allegedly I did…
Just a couple bubs we are. Enjoy what is left of your summer. We’re on summer vacation for the rest of our lives, but you do you boo.
Here we have some low brow humor for some of our original followers. Poop jokes, really? Yes, but we are conscious of the question.
My Dog Has Fleas is how you tune your ukulele.
I wrote this song that’s just a loop of me saying MY HAMSTRINGS MY HAMSTRINGS, maybe I’ll share it someday.
A great way to answer the question “what is your favorite book!”
Dogs out, rabbits in. Google’s communist vegetarian agenda is coming to destroy your pleasure. Don’t believe me? Google is a major donor to the Culinary Institute. They force them to have more vegetarian cooking classes, so who is really paying for that carrot, mister? Your data!
Unfortunately this is how I was hospitalized at age 13, but I think it gave me some creative powers.
Your can’t make comments about people’s bodies anymore is what I’m hearing.
Was impressed by the playboy lifetime membership for 150$ and am considering it, still considering it.
Kanye never ceases to amaze…
This idea came out of a recent brainstorm on eco minded products. If your eco think tank is hiring, I’m available.
Y tho baby? My job is shaping this hard body.
Sometimes, when I’m a slug, I bathe in the finest sea salt I can find.
But instead we lit a frog on fire. Happy 4th.
I took her back and made her dessert.
Urban Dictionary, what a resource, but their brand imaging is so terrible…
That’s an erg dude. This comic was inspired by my dog drinking water from the frisbee.